Album tracks

• Play track 1, Intro. Length: 0:43
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  0:43

  Intro (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 2, Married, Sorry Ladies. Length: 1:22
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  1:22

  Married, Sorry Ladies (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 3, Marching Band. Length: 0:34
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  0:34

  Marching Band (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 4, My Wife Is Indian and I Am Not. Length: 2:19
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  2:19

  My Wife Is Indian and I Am Not (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 5, The Elsie Dairy Festival. Length: 1:51
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  1:51

  The Elsie Dairy Festival (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 6, Crystals, Psychic Reading, And Zoom Court. Length: 5:04
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  5:04

  Crystals, Psychic Reading, And Zoom Court (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 7, Moon Water. Length: 0:34
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  0:34

  Moon Water (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 8, Fantasies. Length: 3:37
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  3:37

  Fantasies (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 9, I Love You, Bye!. Length: 2:07
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  2:07

  I Love You, Bye! (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 10, Turd Clumpz. Length: 3:46
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  3:46

  Turd Clumpz (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 11, Dude, That’s Diesel!. Length: 0:57
  11
  0:57

  Dude, That’s Diesel! (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 12, Being a White Guy over 40. Length: 0:34
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  0:34

  Being a White Guy over 40 (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 13, The State of Stand-up Comedy. Length: 1:32
  13
  1:32

  The State of Stand-up Comedy (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 14, NBA 2k and the Auction House. Length: 1:16
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  1:16

  NBA 2k and the Auction House (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 15, My Dad Left My Mom and Me When I Was 23. Length: 0:28
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  0:28

  My Dad Left My Mom and Me When I Was 23 (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 16, Genealogy. Length: 0:47
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  0:47

  Genealogy (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 17, Going Through My Changes. Length: 1:04
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  1:04

  Going Through My Changes (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 18, Cologuard. Length: 1:43
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  1:43

  Cologuard (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 19, Geriatric Pregnancy. Length: 1:40
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  1:40

  Geriatric Pregnancy (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 20, My Wife Is an Opera Singer. Length: 1:01
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  1:01

  My Wife Is an Opera Singer (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 21, I Opened for a Clown. Length: 1:57
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  1:57

  I Opened for a Clown (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 22, Where Did He Get All That Curly Hair?. Length: 1:33
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  1:33

  Where Did He Get All That Curly Hair? (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 23, My Son Has a List of Enemies. Length: 1:20
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  1:20

  My Son Has a List of Enemies (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 24, My 6-Year-Old Voted for Trump. Length: 1:19
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  1:19

  My 6-Year-Old Voted for Trump (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 25, An Old Lady Left Me a Review. Length: 2:02
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  2:02

  An Old Lady Left Me a Review (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 26, My Wife and Trump’s Muslim Ban. Length: 1:06
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  1:06

  My Wife and Trump’s Muslim Ban (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 27, I Love Being a Dad. Length: 2:07
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  2:07

  I Love Being a Dad (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 28, Who’s Cut?. Length: 2:47
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  2:47

  Who’s Cut? (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 29, Can You Get Me Off?. Length: 1:02
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  1:02

  Can You Get Me Off? (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 30, Student Loans and My Mom. Length: 1:25
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  1:25

  Student Loans and My Mom (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 31, People Confess All the Time. Length: 0:49
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  0:49

  People Confess All the Time (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 32, Free Consultation. Length: 1:52
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  1:52

  Free Consultation (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 33, Don’t Text and Crime. Length: 3:20
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  3:20

  Don’t Text and Crime (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 34, Luke Skywalker, Attorney at Law. Length: 1:55
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  1:55

  Luke Skywalker, Attorney at Law (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 35, The Horse. Length: 4:13
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  4:13

  The Horse (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 36, Thank You!. Length: 0:48
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  0:48

  Thank You! (clip)
  Nick Leydorf
• Play track 37, Julian’s Set (Bonus Track). Length: 2:33
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  2:33

  Julian’s Set (Bonus Track) (clip)
  Nick Leydorf